Now, dear readers, this seems a good place to explain the rules of this quest -- which, of course, are subject to change at my whim at any given time. In order to be a
BINGO, the subject must get the spelling EXACTLY right: Cheryl. However, I will reluctantly consider Sheryl a
HALF-BINGO, as it is a proper spelling of the name, but it's just not the way I spell it. When -- or if I ever -- get a direct full-on Bingo without any prompting or support (i.e., they don't ask me how to spell my name), I will take a picture of me with that barista or clerk and post it on this blog. To tell you the truth, I'm not so worried about that happening because I don't remember the last time someone actually spelled my name correctly.
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| It's a BINGO! |
STYLE POINTS will be awarded purely at my discretion. These can be doled out for any reason at all: unique handwriting, interesting combo of syllables, a spelling that I've never seen or considered before, or just because I was in a good mood and my latte tasted extra yummy that day.
SPECIAL AWARDS will evolve as this blog does, but at this moment in time, I have three special awards:
- The
CHARO, which will be given to anyone who has the balls to bring the
cuchie cuchie.
- The
CHERRELLE, as this is the nickname some of my dearest friends use with me, it deserves a special award. I'll consider Cherrelle or Cherelle a direct hit with this award.
- The
NO CIGAR, (
as in close, but no cigar...) which will be given for a letter reversal or one wrong letter.